Thank You Rob Heppler

Well we are all familiar with the hat giant New Era, what we may not know is they have flagship retail stores. Well a little over a year ago they opened the doors to Atlanta and the madness started, being headed up by a corporate operation manager who is nothing more then a glorified lids district manager and has zero to no retail experince, 60K to level a retail store floor? pickking a location that is off the beaten path and wonder why nobody comes in? So doors open and they manager to get a decent staff in the store and the thing is working, then it spirals out of control They fire the entire staff, the store inventory is off by 1000 plus caps ( 32K low figure dollar amount ) and just over 10K in hard cash never makes it into the bank.

Well they bounce back and stock the store with items you can get on sale at any retailer and never have sales so over pay for their fuck ups but it gets better. The new manager is hired and little do they know she has other plans, like more times then not opening up on time, and taking extend lunches, or loosing the store keys. Well today was the icing on the cake they can that broad and have to pony up some more bread to put up a manager from another store to babysit, but what happens today. Well New Era has inked a deal with a couple shady people who use to run companies and now have knocked New Era for a check and talked them into releasing the Traditions Line all black colleges, how do they celebrate by promoting the event two weeks prior and closing off the street for a band and step show. DJ Mars in the house as a judge guess someone wants another un of New Era hats? Regardless this is going to be the second biggest bust in the company history just after opening doors and signing a extra long lease on a store.

Here it is, wonder how mucht he open bar and zero dollars in the cash register set them back.

AS ALWAYS THANKYOUROBHEPPLER FOR OPENING THE DOORS TO A REAL  COMPANY, AND NOT TAKING THE FIRST SHIT PILE WITH A DOLLAR ON THE TOP YOU MY FRIEND ARE A GENTLEMAN

WELL SEEMS YESTERDAY NOT ONLY DID I MAKE A DICK OF MYSELF IN THE WAITING ROOM AT THE DENTIST ( SO  MUCH THAT MY RIDE LEFT ME THERE AND THEY HAD TO CALL A CAR SERVICE ) BUT I ALSO MADE VARIOUS PHONE CALLS TO PEOPLE I DO NOT REMEMBER EITHER.

FIRST WHILE SUPER HIGH IN THE WAITING ROOM SEEMS THE MEDS THEY GAVE ME TO KNOCK ME OUT KICKED IN AND I FELL OUT. WELL THAT WOULD BE FINE BUT FROM MY UNDERSTANDING AND AS MY COUSIN THE ATTORNEY TELLS IT I BEGAN TO YELL, SCREAM AND CURSE BEYOND ANY NORMAL PERSONS BEINGS. FROM WHAT HE COULD MAKE OUT I WAS HAVING A DREAM OF SORTS AND IT SEEMS IN MY DREAM NOT ONLY WAS I ALREADYIN THE CHAIR, BUT I WAS FEELING EVERY LITTLE THING THEY WERE DOING. IT WOULD APPEAR THE SEDATION PART IN MY DREAM WAS NOT WORKING, WELL AS WORDS LIKE FUCK, MAKE IT STOP AND SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF CALLING THE YOUNG GIRL WHO WAS IN THE DREAM A ( C, U, Next, Tuesday ). FINALLY I WAS SNAPPED OUT OF IT LONG ENOUGH TO BE PULLED INTO THE BACK WHERE THE MANY HOURS OF WORK WOULD BE DONE AND MY COUSIN THE ATTORNEY COULD HAUL ASS AND CALL A CAR TO COME BACK FOR ME. SADLY I HAD TO CALL TODAY AFTER HEARING THIS AND APOLOGIZE BUT WHAT GIRL DO YOU SEND THE FLOWERS TO FOR CALLING THE C-WORD?

WELL THAT IS ENOUGH ABOUT ME AS ALWAYS THANKYOUROBHEPPLER FOR GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY, FOR BEING THE MAN BEHIND THE MAN AND FOR NOT CRUSHING ALL THE SMALL PEOPLE AT WK YET WHO THINK THEY ARE AUCTUALLY IN YOUR CLASS OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT AND NOT PART OF A GIANT EXPERIMENT LIKE THE LOST TV SHOW.

TOMORROWS BLOG WILL FINALLY CONTAIN PICTURES FROM THE AMAZING IPHONE AS I AM TO LAZY TO CARRY A CAMERA.

FEEL FREE TO EMAIL:  THANKYOUROBHEPPLER@YAHOO.COM

WELL WHEN YOU ARE LIKE ME AND HAVE TRAVELED THE EARTH ON SOMEONE ELSES DIME PRODUCING CONCERTS FOR BANDS YOU WISH WOULD DIE, THEN GIVING IT ALL UP TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAM OF LETTING YOUR WIFE PURSUE HERS SOME THINGS FALL THREW THE CRACKS. FOR EXAMPLE WHILE WORKIG MY PREVIOUS CAREER IN MIAMI I HAD AMAZING DENTAL INSUIRANCE HOWEVER NEVER WENT. WELL SINCE LIVING IN ATLANTA FOR 6 YEARS I HAVE BEEN TO THE DENTIST THREE TIMES, ALL TAKING PLACE AFTER MIDNIGHT AND AFTER A LARGE PORION OF MY TOOTH FREE’D ITSELF FROM MY MOUTH WHILE TRYING TO HAVE A LATE NIGHT SNACK.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH MY WIFE SAID LETS GET SOME SKYMILES AND SAVE THOSE LITTLE PIECES OF CORN YOU CHEW WITH. WELL I CALLED ON THRUSDAY AND MONDAY I WAS IN LIKE SWIMWEAR.

I WENT TO THE SAFEST DENTIST ON THE EARTH  DENTAL TLC, HOME OF THE SEDATION DENTISTRY. THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THEY KNOCK YOU OUT COLD WITH A PILL AND YOU ARE GOOD TO GO. WELL A NORMAL VISIT TO THE DENTIST TAKES A LITTLE UNDER AN HOUR I ARRIVED MONDAY AT 8AM, IN THE CHAIR BY 9AM AND IN THE CAR BEING DRIVEN HOME BY 4:45PM. YES 8 HOURS OF FOUR PEOPLE DIGGING, SANDING, PULLING AND REPLACING IN MY MOUTH. ALL SAID AND DONE THE DELTA SKYMILES AMEX CARD WAS HIT FOR OVER 7k AND I AM GOING TO DO SOME REAL BIG.

NOW MY TEETH NO LONGER LOOK LIKE THAT OF AN IRAQ SOLIDER AND I CAN FIT DENTAL FLOSS IN BETWEEN THEM. WHAT HAPPENED TO ALMOST GET THE POLICE CALLED TOT HE OFFICE WELL YOU WILL HAVE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THAT STORY. AS ALWAYS THANKYOUROBHEPPLER FOR TELLING ME TO BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL, STARTIUNG FROM TOMORROW WHEN I CAN OPEN MY MOUTH I AM ALL ABOUT IT. KIDS HULK HOGAN SAID IT BEST, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND SLEEP WITH A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER.

Sadly just as our blog getss running like amexican from boarder patrol we had to take a couple day break. Friday thing were crazy the BET Awards were int he building and we had to deal with a ton of people coming through the still not open store as it was used for the gifting suit. Thanks to the man FAB, for coming through and killing it as well as all others that did. Saturday we had to get up at the ass crack of dawn for a limited edition dental appointment 1of2 ( get it like kicks we number them ) Saturdaay consisted of the first round of prepping teeth for caps. We pulled a couple and figred out which ones we would use. Today was dental appointment 2of2 for this set, I call it the tarter pack. Anywayss today was bridging and cleaning and something to do with my gums. I am not 100 percent sure but I am sure I have a mouth full of stichtes, the three pills they gave me still are kicking my ass and for some reason the entire trip back home I was told i would wake up and qoute ” Smokkey and the Bandit : lines such as : you sound alot taller on the radio, or my personal faavorite when the man was walking me down the steps I told him I got it and he said I have to heklp you down it is my job, my father said I turned to him and said Watch your mouth I got my young boy in the car.

ok anyways Iu am sure there are 10K typos and I will not remmber typing this but who else blogs with a kayne mouth full of wire on the toliet becuase they cant remember if they shit and higher thn meth and red. thankyourobheppler thats who.

OK here we go as always THANKYOROBHEPPLER for being a true friend, for putting strangers onto what is cool, and for trying to get your website off the ground ( you know the one with grandparents  and sheep it is awesome and for being truly a genius. If the other 12 in your group at WK have not figured out you are the man and will be hired well what more caan we say for them someone has to get the coffee.

PEACE OT BITCHES FROM THE SMALL BOTTLE OF PILLS THAT MAKE M TEETH HAPPY

WE GO FROM WORST TO FIRST IN JUST ONE DAY OF POSTING. SO ALL OTHER BLOGS OUT THERE DEDICATED TO CRAP LIKE LIFESTYLE, ELECTRONICS, ECONOMICS NONE OF IT MATTERS. THE BUILT A BLACK HOLE MACHINE ALL THAT STUFF IS GOING TO GET SUCKED UP INTO A SUPER NOVA LIKE THE SCEINTOLOGIST HAVE PREDICTED SINCE THE DAWN OF THEIR ERA ( 1991 ) SO WHEN THE MACHINE KICKS ON AND ALL THAT SHIT IS SUCKED INTO IT ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT ARE TWINKES, ROACHES AND ROB HEPPLER TO RESTART THE HUMAN RACE. EVERYONE ELSE CAN 

LAST NIGHT AS WE AT THANKYOUROBHEPPLER LAID IN OUR BED AND OVER LOOKED OUR VAST LAND WHICH CONSISTS OF SOME DEAD PLANTS AND A PATIO THE DOG WONT SHIT ON WE HAD A PING EMAIL CONVERSATION WITH ROB HEPPLER HIMSELF. PEOPLE ASK WHY DO WE THANKYOUROBHEPPLER SO MUCH, ALOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT GUY IS DICK, OR HE IS CONCITED WE SAY FOR HIS CLOSE FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT.

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the house, THAKYOUROBHEPPLER blog has returned and we have returned with anger, like a sex offender on the internet we are back and there is more of us then ever.

Ok there is probly a number of questions you want to ask, where did we go, why did we go and why did we come back. We have one answer ” NONE OF YOR BUSINESS BITCES ” what we are going to get to is the one thing that really matters ROB ‘THE WONDER DOG’ HEPPLER

 HEPPLER  finally kicked the dead weight to the side and stopped having to carry the work load for a balding adult trying to claim cool in the street wear game and now the weeklydrop.tv ( so sad when a company or business can not have a .com name fucking amatures ) is going down faster then a hooker trying to make 10 bucks. Many would think this would be a blow to the armor of Heppler but what does he do, he takes www.weeklydrop.com turns it into one the hottest blogs on the market, he then jumps to www.blacklodges.com to blog and make sure people aren’t full of shit over there. Lastly the he is only one step away from world take over. Maybe you did not know that HEPPLER by day has been punching the clock at WK ( only two steps away from either taking the placee over or burning it to the ground ) and by night he has been running moonshine for KIMBO SLICE.

Either way we are back it is not a fluke and we are going to really stir shit up, as always THAKYOUROBHEPPLER (god it feels good to be a gangster and say that again) for not dicking me around while I sit with your GOLD NEW ERA CAP in a fedex envelope on my desk.

AHOLA FROM OUR BAT ISLAND

NEXT WHAT DOES THANKYOUROBHEPPLER AND SHEPARD FAIREY HAVE IN COMMON?

ok so since we have been gone, which has been sometime we figured we would hit you with a 30 second Heppler update, this update will show even when were not watching Heppler were watching Heppler and even when he’s a sleep his life has more power then yours when your doing CPR on a retarded puppy.

SINCE WE WERE GONE HEPPLER HAS, ADDED SOME BLOGS, ADDED ASS AND TITTIES TO THOSE BLOGS, BEEN TO LOS ANGLES, NEW YORK, LAS VEGAS AND WORK, PARTIED IN THE HAMPTONS WITHOUT PUFFY ( HE WAS NOT INVITED ) LEFT THE COUNTRY, SNEEKED BACK, BEEN ON SIRUS, FOUND FRANKIE A JOB, WATCHED JEFFS HAIR LEAVE, CARRIED THE WEEKLY DROP BALL DROPPED THE OTHER TWO, MAYBE YOU LAUGHED WITH JOKES, CRY WITH TRUTH, LOVE HIM, HATE HIM, ATE DINNER WITH STASH, MUGGED WITH FUTURA, AND THE END ALL BE ALL , THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO THE SNEAKER WORLD,

THATS RIGHT FOLKS HEPPLER DIDNT DO LIKE THE REST OF YOU AND SAY WHAT THE LINE, HE SAID FUCK THE LINE.

SO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SINCE WE HAVE BEEN GONE, MAYBE SOMETHING MAYBE NOTHING LETS FIND OUT , EMAIL : THANKYOUROBHEPPLER@YAHOO.COM WHO KNOWS MAYBE SOMEONE WILL GET A NEW ERA FITTED FROMT HE GOOD PEOPLE AT NEW ERA ATLANTA.

AS ALWAYS THANKYOUROBHEPPLER FOR KEEPING YOUR LIFE GOING EVEN WHEN THE BLOG WASNT. AND TO THE REST OF YOU WELL YOU KNOW.

NEED TO CATCH UP ON EVERYTHING ROBBIE, WELL FOLKS HE HAS HIS OWN MYSPACE SO WHY ARE YOU HERE IT IS LATE OR EARLY DEPENDING AND WE HAVE NO INFO TODAY BUT HIS MYSPACE DOES

http://www.myspace.com/robheppler

BE SURE TO LOOK FOR A NEW CONTEST WE HAVE COMING, WHO WILL SPONSOR IT WHO KNOWS MAYBE OUR FRIENDS AT NEW ERA ( ROB I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER ) BUT WE HAVE NOT DECIDED BUT IT WILL BE A GOODY.

AS ALWAYS THANKYOUROBHEPPLER FOR ALL YOU DO FOR THE PEOPLE EVEN IF THE PEOPLE DONT KNOW YOU ARE ODING IT